Just for Fun Miscellaneous
The Elephant and the Turtle
An elephant and a giraffe are walking along a river when the elephant spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river. “Why did you do that?” asks the giraffe.
“47 years ago last week, I came to this river to get a drink of water, and that same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk.”
“Wow, what a memory!” says the giraffe.
“Yes,” says the elephant. “Turtle recall.”
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