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ANIMAL JOKES

I Can See You... 

   A burglar breaks into an isolated country house after watching the whole family depart for a night out on the town.  As he creeps across the darkened living room he hears a voice saying:  “I can see you.....  and Jesus can see you.

    The burglar shines his flashlight around the room, but sees nothing.  He takes another step, and he hears it again:  “I can see you... and Jesus can see you.”

    This time he realizes the voice comes from above, and when he shines his flashlight around he sees a parrot sitting on top of a cupboard.  It looks him in the eye and says:  “I can see you... and Jesus can see you.”

    The burglar laughs and says, “You’re just a parrot.”

    The parrot looks him in the eye and says, “I’m a parrot and my name is Ebenezer.”

    The burglar laughs again, and says, “Ebenezer is a pretty silly name for a parrot.”

    The parrot looks him in the eye, waits until he has stopped laughing, and says:  “I agree completely... and Jesus is a pretty silly name for a Rotweiler!”

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