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ANIMAL JOKES

The Magical Frog, The Bear, and the Rabbit

    Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself.  He had been given special powers by a local witch.

    One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside.  The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit, and so he called out to them and asked them to stop.  Then he said to them:  I am a magical frog, and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes.  You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now.

    The bear, being greedy, went first.  I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me.  A magical sound and it was done.

    Then it was the rabbits turn:  I would like a helmet.  This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound, there was a helmet.

    It was the bears turn again.  I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female.  A magical sound and it was done.

    The rabbit went again.  I would like a motorcycle.  Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didnt just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.

    The bear took his last wish.  I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me.  A magical sound and it was done.

    The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said:  I wish the bear was gay, and took off like a bat out hell.

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