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BARS AND BOOZE JOKES

The Cowboy was Mistaken...

    An old cowboy, dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.  As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.  After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?

    Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences...  I guess I am, replied the cowboy.  After a short while he asked her what she was.

    Ive never been on a ranch so I know Im not a cowboy, said the young woman, but I am a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about women.  As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women.  When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.

    A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.  A couple sat down next to him and asked, Are you a real cowboy?

    And he replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out that Im a lesbian.

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