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BLONDE JOKES

Locked Out of Her Car    

    A blonde is driving down the road.  She notices that shes low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.  While shes pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.  When she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a wire coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.  She goes outside and begins to try to unlock her car.

    Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring.  The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blonde inside of the car is saying, A little more to the left... now a little more to the right...

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