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BLONDE JOKES

Used Car for Sale

    A blonde tried to sell her old car.  She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.  One day, she spoke about her problem with a brunette she worked with.  The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”

    “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “as long as I can sell the car.”

    “Okay,” said the brunette.  “Here is the address of a friend of mine.  He owns a car repair shop.  Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles.  Then it shouldn’t be problem to sell it anymore.”

    The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic...

    About a month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”

    “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I?  It only has 50,000 miles on it!”

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