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A Great Retirement Present

    The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years.  On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement.  Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a meal.  This went on all through the neighborhood.  As he proceeded through his route, the gifts got better and better.  One house even gave him a gold watch!  He was so satisfied, but it all paled in comparison to the last house on his route...

    As he was putting the mail in the mailbox, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie.  She invited him inside.  He knew that this woman’s husband was a truck driver and was away, so he went inside.  She proceeded to give him the day and night of his life!...

    The next morning he woke up to find she was bringing him breakfast in bed.  He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate.  Curious, he asked her about the dollar bill.

    She explained, “When I called my husband to tell ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, ‘Screw him, give him a dollar.’  Breakfast was my idea.”

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