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CHURCH JOKES

The Cause of Arthritis?      

    A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.  The mans tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket.  He opened his newspaper and started reading.  After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?

    The priest, disgusted by the mans appearance and behavior snapped, Its caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man!

    Well, Ill be, the man muttered and returned to his newspaper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized, Im sorry to have come on so strong - I didnt mean it.  How long have you been suffering from arthritis?

    I dont have it, Father.  I was just reading here that the Pope does!

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