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CHURCH JOKES

Join the Army of the Lord      

   A gentleman was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands.  He grabbed the gentleman by the hand and pulled him aside.  The preacher said to him, My boy, you need to join the Army of the Lord!

   The man replied, Im already in the Army of the Lord, Reverend.

   The preacher questioned, How come I dont see you except at Christmas and Easter?

   And the man whispered back, Im in the Secret Service!

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