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Join the Army of the Lord
A gentleman was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was
standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands.
He grabbed the gentleman by the hand and pulled him aside.
The preacher said to him, “My boy, you need to join the Army of
The man replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord,
The preacher questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at
Christmas and Easter?”
And the man whispered back, “I’m in the Secret Service!”
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