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Parrots Teaching Parrots?
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a
problem. I have two female
talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes.
‘Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring
your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two
male talking parrots that I taught to pray and read the Bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s
house. His two male parrots
are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and
the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away! Our prayers have been answered!”
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