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CHURCH JOKES

Psalm 129

   A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.  He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted.  She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a rather shapely leg.  The priest looked and nearly had an accident... and after changing gear let his hand slide up her leg.

   She immediately said, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”  The priest apologized profusely and removed his hand but was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.  Further on when he changed gear and had ogled at her leg for the zillionth time, he let the hand slide up the leg again.  The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129!”

   Once again the priest apologized -- “Sorry Sister, but you know the flesh is weak.”  Arriving at the convent, the nun got out and the priest went on his way...  Once he arrived at his church, the priest rushed to the Bible and looked up Psalm 129 -- and it said:  “Go forth and seek; further up you will find glory.”

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