Just for Fun Miscellaneous
Resisting the Call of Lust...
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive me for
I have sinned.”
The priest asked, “What did you do, my son?”
“I lusted,” the fellow replied.
“Tell me about it,” the priest said.
The fellow then related his story.
“Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS.
Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent section of the
city. When I rang the bell,
the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect
figure. And, she asked if I
would like to come in.”
“And, what did you do, my son?” asked the priest.
“Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted.
Oh, how I lusted,” replied the man.
“Your sin has been forgiven,” replied the priest.
“You will get your reward in heaven, my son.”
“A reward, father?
What do you think my reward might be?” the fellow asked.
The priest replied, “I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass.”
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