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A Rumor About the Preacher
The preacher came to his pulpit with a red face.
Facing his flock, he started out, “Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the K. K. K.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved.
The preacher continued, “Do you not have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression.”
Again all was quiet... Slowly
a “drop dead” gorgeous blond with a body that would not stop rose from
the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke.
“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I just told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets!”
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