Just for Fun Miscellaneous
Sisters of Mercy
A man is driving
down a deserted stretch of Nevada highway when he notices a sign out of
the corner of his eye. It
reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He
thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
Soon, he sees
another sign which says: SISTERS
OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - FIVE MILES.
He realizes that these signs are for real.
Then he drives
past a third sign saying: SISTERS
OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with
a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
“What may we do for you, my son?”
He answers, “I
saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing
“Very well, my
son. Please follow me.” He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at
a closed door, and tells the man, “Please knock on this door.”
He does as he is
told and this door is answered by another nun in a long black habit,
holding a tin cup. This nun
instructs, “Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large
wooden door at the end of this hallway.”
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun’s
cup. He trots eagerly down
the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
And as the door
locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another
GO IN PEACE, YOU
HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
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