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CHURCH JOKES

Successful Son

    Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.  This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her.

    “Sister, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.

    “Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and what I don’t need I give to the church.”

    “That’s wonderful, how much does he send you?”

    “Oh, $2,000 a week.”

    “Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?”

    “He is a veterinarian,” she answered.

    “That is a very honorable profession.  Where does he practice?”

    “Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas.”

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