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CHURCH JOKES

Where is Jesus Christ?

    A Sunday School teacher asked her first graders -- “Where is Jesus Christ?”

    Little Susie held up her hand first, and then answered, “He's in Heaven with God.”

    Little Mary held up her hand, and then answered, “He's here in my heart.”

    But Little Johnny shook his head “no” to both of those answers -- and when called on, he told the teacher, “He's at my house in the bathroom!”  When the teacher asked how he came to that answer, Little Johnny replied, “Sure he is!  Every morning, my dad gets up and he pounds on the bathroom door, and then he hollers out, “Jesus Christ!  Are you still in there?””

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