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A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before
leaving, she asks the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking,
but how old do you think I am?”
“About 32,” the clerk replies.
“I’m actually 47,” the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonalds and upon getting her
order, asks the counter girl the same question.
She replies, “I’d guess about 29.”
The woman replies, “Nope, I am 47.”
Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same
He replies, “I’m 78 and my eyesight is starting to go.
Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a
woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and
feel your boobs. Then I can
tell exactly how old you are.” They
waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the
woman and she finally says, “What the hell, go ahead.”
The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and
begins to feel around. After
a couple of minutes she says, “Okay, okay, how old am I?”
He removes his hands and says, “You are 47.”
Stunned the woman says, “That is amazing.
How did you know?”
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