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His New Hearing Aid

   Two guys meet one day after not seeing each other for years.  The first guy says, “Remember how I used to be deaf and couldn’t hear a thing?  Well, I got a new hearing aid and I can hear a leaf falling from a tree.  I can hear a bird’s wings when it flies.”

   The second guy says, “That’s great!  What kind is it?”

   And the first guy looks at his watch and says, “It’s 4:15. 

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