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Shy Lady's Checkup

    During her annual checkup, a well-built lady was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.  “Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.”

    “That’s all right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the lights.  You get undressed and tell me when you’re through.”

    In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, “Doctor, I’ve undressed.  What should I do with my clothes?”

    “Your clothes?” answered the doctor.  “Put them over here, on top of mine!”

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