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The Elderly Italian Stallion...
A popular newspaper was carrying out a survey on sexual habits. One
questioner, a rather attractive young woman, stopped an elderly Italian
gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how
often he had sexual intercourse.
“Oh, about half a dozen times a year”, said the
The questioner smiled. “I
thought you Italian men were supposed to be sexy!” she said.
“We are,” said the gentleman. “But, I don’t think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a seventy-two-year-old priest with no car!”
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