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Her First Time

   A Chinese couple gets married - and she’s a virgin.  On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her  husband undresses.  He climbs in next to her, notices her trembling, and tries to be reassuring.

    “My darring” he says, “I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten.  I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting jus anyting you want, you say. What you want?”

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her  request.  “I want ... a numba 69” she eventually replies shyly.

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him.  Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries; “You want... Beef with Broccori?”

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