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A Jewish Poker Game
Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead
at the table. Showing respect
for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time
When the game is over, Finkelstein looks around and
asks, “Now, who is going to tell his wife?”
They draw straws. Goldberg,
who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad
situation any worse than it is.
I’m the most discreet mensch you will ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me.”
Goldberg schleps over to the Meyerowitz apartment, knocks on the
door. The wife answers, asks what he wants.
Goldberg declares, “Your husband just lost $500 in a
She hollers, “Tell him he should drop dead!!”
And Goldberg says, “I’ll tell him.”
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