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Red-Eared Polack

    A Polack with two red ears went to his doctor.  The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”

    “Oh, my!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.  “But ... what happened to the other ear?”

    “The bastard called back again.”

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