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GOVERNMENT JOKES

Her Return to Action

    A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation.  She was awake, so he examined her.  “You’ll be fine,” he said.

    She asked, “Doctor, how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?”

    The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.  “What’s the matter, Doctor?  I will be all right, won’t I?”

    He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine, Miss Lewinsky.  It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.

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