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My Daddy's the Fastest!
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard.
Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.
The first one said: “Well,
my father runs the fastest. He
can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the
The second one said, “Ha! You
think that’s fast! My
father is a hunter. He can
shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!”
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: “You two don’t know nothing about fast. My father is a I. R. S. agent. He stops working at 4:30, and he’s home by 3:45!”
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