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GOVERNMENT JOKES

My Daddy's the Fastest!

   Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard.  Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.  The first one said:  “Well, my father runs the fastest.  He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!”

   The second one said, “Ha!  You think that’s fast!  My father is a hunter.  He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!”

   Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head.  He then said: “You two don’t know nothing about fast.  My father is a I. R. S. agent.  He stops working at 4:30, and he’s home by 3:45!”

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