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HILLBILLY / REDNECK JOKES

Billy-Bob and his Boots...

    One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his boots.  The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”  And Billy-Bob replies, “Well, Sheriff, me and MaryLou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin’.  MaryLou said we should go in the barn and we did.  Inside the barn we stated a kissing and a-cuddlin’ some more and things got pretty hot and heavy.  Well, then MaryLou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same.  So, I took off all my clothes except my boots.  Then MaryLou lay herself on the hay and said “Okay Billy-Bob, lets go to town!”...  I guess I’m the first one here.”

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