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The Judge Must Decide...
The scene was a small country courthouse in a remote section of
Arkansas. An old hillbilly
and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court.
But custody of the children was a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since
she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of
The old hillbilly also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the hillbilly slowly rose from his chair and said, “Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out -- does it belong to me or the machine?”
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