Just for Fun Miscellaneous
HUSBANDS AND WIVES JOKES
20 Years Ago...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
bed. She puts on her robe and
goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of
coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
“What’s the matter, dear?”, she whispers as she steps into
the room. “Why are you down
here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee:
“Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were
only 16?” he asks solemnly.
“Yes, I do,” she replies.
The husband paused. The
words were not coming easily. “Do
you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making
“Yes, I remember,” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
The husband continued... “Do you remember when he shoved the
shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll
send you to jail for 20 years?”
“I remember that too,” she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and sighed, “I would have gotten out today.”
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