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Compared to the Grill

    Karl and his wife were working in their garden one day when Karl looks over at his wife and says, “You’re butt is getting really big, I mean really big!  I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.”  With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.  “Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”  The wife chose to ignore her husband...

    Later that night in bed, Karl is feeling a little frisky.  He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    “What’s wrong?” he asks.

    She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

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