Just for Fun Miscellaneous
HUSBANDS AND WIVES JOKES
The Devil Comes to Church
Picture this...itís a rural area, on a Sunday morning, the small
country church is packed -- and the Devil decides to pay a visit.
The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the
Devil in its midst. People
jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming -- all except for two.
One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.
Satan is a bit perplexed. He
points to the Pastor and says, ďYou!
I can understand why you didnít run away - you are in your
Lordís house, you preach against me every day and you arenít afraid of
me. But YOU (as he points to
the farmer), why didnít you run out scared like everyone else?Ē
The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, ďWhy, Iím
surprised you donít recognize me... Iíve been married to your sister
for 46 years!Ē
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