Just for Fun Miscellaneous
HUSBANDS AND WIVES JOKES
He Wants a Divorce
David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was
divorcing his wife. The
bartender asked why.
“Well,” David said, “yesterday was her birthday, so I took
her to the fanciest restaurant in town.”
“So?” the bartender replies.
“So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast
-- ‘to the best woman a man could have.’”
“What’s wrong with that?” asked the bartender.
And David sighed, “Well, the maitre d’, the wine steward, four waiters, and two of the busboys joined in.”
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