HUSBANDS AND WIVES JOKES
A guy comes home from work and his wife meets him at the door. "How was your day?" she asks.
"I don't want to talk about it," the husband replies, flopping down on the couch. "Just bring me a beer before the troubles begin." So she goes out to the kitchen and brings him back a beer. He drinks it all almost immediately, then says "That was good -- bring me a beer before the troubles begin." And again, the wife goes to the kitchen and brings him back another beer. He drinks it almost as fast as the first one. When he finishes the beer, the wife asks, "So - what went on at work today?"
And once again, the husband replies, "I don't want to talk about it - bring me another beer before the troubles begin." And one more time, the wife goes out to the kitchen and comes back with a beer. The husband drinks the beer more slowly... then looks at his wife and says, "Bring me a beer before the troubles begin."
Now, his wife is glaring at him, and she says, "I suppose you're just going to sit there on the couch, drinking beer all night long!?"
And the husband glares back at her and exclaims, "Ahhh, now the troubles begin!"
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