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HUSBANDS AND WIVES JOKES

What Day is This?      

   Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”  “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.  At 10:00am the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.  At 1:00pm, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.  Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.  The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.  “First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaimed.  “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”

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