Just for Fun Miscellaneous
Didn't Want to Know About the Birds and the Bees!
The father asks his son, now aged ten, if he knows about the birds
and the bees. “I don’t
want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
“Oh, Dad,” he sobbed, “at age six, I got the ‘there’s no
Santa’ speech. At age seven
I got the ‘there’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.
Then at age eight you hit me with the ‘there’s no Tooth Fairy’
speech! If you’re going to
tell me now that grown-ups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing
left to live for!”
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