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Dumb and Dumber (beach version)

    A mother and father took their six-year-old son to a nude beach.  As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s and asked her why.  She told her son, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.”

    The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but soon returns to tell his mother that some of the men have larger members than his dad’s.  His mother replied, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.”  Again satisfied with his answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

    A little while later, the mother goes looking for the rest of her family.  She finds her son building a sand castle by himself, and asks, “Where’s Daddy?”

    And the little boy promptly told his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”

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