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KIDS JOKES

God is Watching

   The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.  At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.  The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one.  God is watching.”

   Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.  One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.  God is watching the apples!”

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