Just for Fun Miscellaneous
The Everglades Bar
Deep in the Everglades, far off the beaten paths, sits a bar - a
run-down, decrepit place where only the locals would venture.
But one day, a mountain of a man walked into a bar with an
alligator under his arm. Plopping
down on a bar stool and dropping the alligator on the floor next to him,
he asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator.”
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