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Grandfather's Getting Married...

   An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check up.  The doctor tells him, “You’re in terrific shape.  There’s nothing wrong with you.  Why, you might live forever.  By the way, how old was your father when he died?”

   The 80-year-old man responded, “Did I say he was dead?”

   The doctor couldn’t believe it!  “So he said, “Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?”

   The 80-year-old responded again, “Did I say he was dead?”

   The doctor was astonished.  He said, “You mean to tell me you are 80 years old and both your father and grandfather are still alive?”

   “Not only that,” said the patient, “my grandfather is 126 years old and next week he’s getting married for the first time.”

   The doctor said, “After 126 years of being a bachelor, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?”

   The patient looked up at the doctor and said, “Did I say he wanted to?”

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