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LOVE AND LUST JOKES

His Reason for Breaking Up

   Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

   “Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked between sobs.

   “Not on her best day”, he replied.

   “Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?”

   “No, she’s broke.”

   “Well, then, is it sex?”

   “Nobody does it like you, babe.”

   “Then what can she do that I can’t?”

   “Sue me for child support!”

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