Just for Fun Miscellaneous
LOVE AND LUST JOKES
His Reason for Breaking Up
Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to
break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked between
“Not on her best day”, he replied.
“Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?”
“No, she’s broke.”
“Well, then, is it sex?”
“Nobody does it like you, babe.”
“Then what can she do that I can’t?”
“Sue me for child support!”
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