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The Little Rascals - Spelling Bee

    The Little Rascals were at school one day, taking part in a spelling bee.  The teacher asks Darla, “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”  Darla says,  “D-u-m-b, dumb.”  The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.” She says, “Buckwheat is dumb.”   Now spell “stupid”.  Darla says, “S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.”  The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”  Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid.”

   Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell dictate.”  Buckwheat stands and says, “D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.”  The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in sentence.”  Buckwheat says, “I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good.”

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