Just for Fun Miscellaneous
LOVE AND LUST JOKES
The Lonesome Miner
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down
from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
“I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in
the Yukon!” he said to the bartender.
“We got her!” replied the barkeep.
“She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.”
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore
and two bottles of beer. He
grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on
the right and yelled, “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and
toughest whore in the Yukon!”
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, “You
found her!” Then she
stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
“I don’t,” replied the whore, “but I thought you might like to open them beers first.”
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