Just for Fun Miscellaneous
LOVE AND LUST JOKES
The Monkey Tells All
A police officer came upon
a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger, a man and a woman, had
been killed. As he looked
upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around
the crashed car. The officer
looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk.”
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head
up and down.
“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
“Well, did you see this?”
“Yes,” motioned the monkey.
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and
turned it up by his mouth.
“They were drinking?” asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them
to his mouth.
“They were smoking marijuana?”
“Yes,” the monkey nodded
The monkey motioned “Screwing.”
“They were screwing, too?” asked the astounded
“Now wait a minute -- you’re saying your owners were
drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked?”
“What were you doing during all this?”
“Driving” motioned the monkey.
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