Just for Fun Miscellaneous
LOVE AND LUST JOKES
Nursing Home Date
It was the wise custom at the retirement home to pair the old
couples, and then send them out for dinner and a movie, or other
entertainment. This one
night, Todd who was 84, was paired with Jill who was 86. A few hours later, Jill returned to the Home and was she
angry! “What happened that
you should be so upset, Jill?” the attendant asked her.
“Coming back with that silly old man Todd, I had to
slap him three times while we were riding back in the cab.”
“Oh that’s terrible... and at his age too.
Todd ought to be ashamed of himself, making passes at you.”
“Passes?” Jill said, “he didn’t make passes. I had to slap him three times to see if he was asleep or dead.”
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