Just for Fun Miscellaneous
LOVE AND LUST JOKES
Sliding Under the Table
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away
noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and
under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned.
Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair and
out of sight under the table. Still,
Mary appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that John had
disappeared under the table. After
the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and
said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, “Oh, no he didn’t. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door.”
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