Just for Fun Miscellaneous
LOVE AND LUST JOKES
Together on the Train
Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met
before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
It’s late, the train is full, and everyone else is already
asleep. After the initial
embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top
bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and
says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was
wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says,
“I’ve got a better idea... let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not,” giggles the woman.
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