Just for Fun Miscellaneous
Really Getting a Make-over
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the
operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it.
God says “no” and explains that she has another 30 years to
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have
a face-lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well
make the most of it.
She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is
killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I
had another 30 years.”
And God replies, “I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you.”
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