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"ONE-LINER" JOKES

The Cat and the Hot Stove Lid      

    “We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it -- and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again -- and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.” -- Mark Twain

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