Just for Fun Miscellaneous
POLICE / FIREFIGHTER JOKES
Granny in Line?
There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn’t
know about her occupation. One day, the police rounded up a group of pros and the girl
was busted. The cops had all
the girls lined up against a wall of the street where they were caught
Just then the granny walked by and saw her
granddaughter. She asked the
girl, “What are you lining up for?”
The granddaughter, not willing to reveal the truth,
told her grandmother that she was lining up for some free oranges.
Well, Grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the
back of the line.
A policeman, who was going down the lineup taking
information from each girl, soon reached the grandmother.
He was stunned and bewildered to see her so, he asked carefully,
“Ma’am, you’re rather old to be out here, how do you still do it?”
Grandma proudly replied, “Oh, it’s easy, I just take out my teeth and suck ‘em dry.”
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