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Granny in Line?

    There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn’t know about her occupation.  One day, the police rounded up a group of pros and the girl was busted.  The cops had all the girls lined up against a wall of the street where they were caught soliciting.

    Just then the granny walked by and saw her granddaughter.  She asked the girl, “What are you lining up for?”

    The granddaughter, not willing to reveal the truth, told her grandmother that she was lining up for some free oranges.  Well, Grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of the line.

    A policeman, who was going down the lineup taking information from each girl, soon reached the grandmother.  He was stunned and bewildered to see her so, he asked carefully, “Ma’am, you’re rather old to be out here, how do you still do it?”

    Grandma proudly replied, “Oh, it’s easy, I just take out my teeth and suck ‘em dry.”

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