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Grandpa Got Burned...      

    Young Jimmy is absent from school one day.  On his return his teacher asks, “We didn’t see you in class, what was wrong with you yesterday, Jimmy?”

    “My Grandpa got burned, Maam,” says Jimmy.

    Taken aback, the teacher replies “That’s a shame, Jimmy.  Was he badly burned?”

    Jimmy looks at her.  “They don’t screw around at the crematorium, Maam.”

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